Stabbing myself in the eye with my pencil, Taking to my legs with shers, Plunging into the Arctic waters and watching the ice form above my head. Letting the car drive into the tree, Or over the bridge in a very Thelma and Louise fashion Watching the candle touch the drapes, And the drapes clinging to the wall. Pushing over bikes at a roadhouse, Licking my lips after a cool glass of arsenic, Sailing over the edge of the earth into a fiery volcano complete with sharks, crocodiles, and piranhas-all man eating. These are things I’d rather do than live in a world without coffee. Anyone seen my cup?